April 2012
2 posts
“Our chaperone for the evening is Jimmy Kimmel. … Jimmy got his start on the ‘Man...”
– - Barack Obama, The White House Correspondence Dinner (via ragingserenity)
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
2 posts
Nickelbacking someone.
mishapenmagic:
theashkaari:
Smack them in the head with a sock full of nickels, then take a photo while singing “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO, IT MAKES ME LAUGH.”
YES
October 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
3 posts
March 2011
3 posts
Go to Google Translate and translate 'Bad Romance'...
fuckyeahladygaga:
:O
Submitted by melissafoe
WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
February 2011
8 posts
total aporia: DISCOVERY: that the addition of... →
brittadictarnold:
“Death is not the worst that can happen to men, Harry.”
“Harry, good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.”
“He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it, Harry.”
“Harry, how can you prove…
“So they wanna cut everything from family care to prenatal care to child...”
– JON STEWART, on the GOP’s wholesale attack on women, women’s health programs, reproductive rights and, again, women, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
January 2011
4 posts
December 2010
12 posts
-lipsticklullabies:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?...
The awkward moment when someone says something to...
misskaelovesyou:
They’re like:
And you’re like:
Then they’re like:
MY LIFE.
“I will tell you my fantasy: Zoe was pregnant when all that went down [her...”
– Gina Torres, on how she thinks Firefly should have ended. (via nerdyninjanicole)
Gina Torres totes writes Firefly fanfic. The best ones.
(via threemeows)
She’s canonically pregnant in the comics jsyk!
(via unicornicopia)
“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via brittany-nicole)
November 2010
8 posts
LIKE A BOSS: Eames Edition
annanihilist:
Mr. Eames, thank you for coming in for your performance review.
No problem.
So, you’re in charge around here. Is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I’m the boss.
Okay, so take us through the day in the life of the boss.
Well, the first thing I do is:
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The Worst Things Beautiful: Reason #4353453 why I... →
darkmarkian:
I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit.
But that wouldn’t stop me from using it.
Ever.
“THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.”
“THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.”
“THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.”
“THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO…
Bromance →
October 2010
1 post
